literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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