he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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