they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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