I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can tuck mytits in my pants
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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