What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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