when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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