Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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