Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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