she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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