the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He passed out mid-signature
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
A bitchslap is in order.
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