a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
honey bunches of taint.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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