I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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