i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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