They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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