do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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