Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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