i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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