You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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