scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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