I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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