Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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