so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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