its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We have started to decorate penises.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
sex on a bike is impossible
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