I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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