How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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