What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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