yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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