No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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