he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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