Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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