We're like a lot better than the average bears
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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