Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that's an acceptable place to lick
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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