When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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