i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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