I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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