Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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