I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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