you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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