butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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