Small penises have feelings too.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
as a side note pls kill me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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