Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm really busy with my period
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