i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just cut my nipple shaving
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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