butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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