I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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