i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
