Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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