Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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