I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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