Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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