I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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