Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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