about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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